macarena-of-time:

i love saying fuck me because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly

(via thebittersweetkingdom)

I always fall in love with the douchebags. WHY WOULD YOU GET AT A GIRL RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME? Are you serious? Clearly I’m not good enough. I’m done. I’m so fucking done. Fuck this bullshit and fuck you.

amporasses:

oh my god hes called stitch because hes what pulls their family together

(via lugiaandho-oh)

screwsociety:

you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs

i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time

(via saviipaviibish)

cant-you-see-imbroken:

IN MY OPINION. I think I should just be single forever because after I got my heart shattered into a million pieces, all I ever do is hurt people who care about me.

(via wut-iz-lyfe)

vaspim1fag9392bitch383slut:

When I die do the cinnamon challenge with my ashes

(Source: vaspim2k13, via crazyrestlessdumblove)

You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing

(Source: glial, via nicoosuxx)

I hate this fucking piece of shit phone. I miss my goddamn iphone :(

ihaveabigcock-pit:

exp0rted:

we all have that one follower who we want to sexually destroy

or 2 or 3

silabus:

do you ever just realize how bad your voice sounds

(via peoplemagazine)